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 11.17.04 - 11:06 am Wow, my bum cheeks are sore! I guess kneeling on the floor scrubbing tile is a workout for your butt. Who knew? Last night, I dreamt I was Adora (She-Ra's alter ego) and I was hanging out with some friends. Orko bought some cherry ice cream for me, but it was pretty bland, so I ordered rum-flavored ice cream with nuts, whip cream, and cherries on top. I was miffed when the guy handed me my ice cream and said it cost 25 bucks, but I paid him and sat back down with my pals. Then Mantenna showed up with some Horde troopers and started causing a lot of trouble. At the moment, too many people were around for me to leave and transform into She-Ra. One of my pals, a guy named Michael, told me to go put on one of She-Ra's dresses (I guess he thought she just left extras lying around) and pretend to be her. "You look a bit like her, so if you pretend to be her, it will freak out the Horde and make it easier for us to overpower them". I really felt awkward, but everyone else thought it was a great idea, so I sighed and left for a moment. I quietly semi-transformed into She-Ra (my hair didn't get longer, my voice didn't get lower, and I somehow made my outfit less She-Ra like), came back, tugged at my clothes a bit, and said, "I don't know...". My pals were like, "Don't worry, Adora, you'll do fine. Just be careful!" I hopped on my horse Spirit's back (he hadn't transformed into Swiftwind, so he had no wings or unicorn horn). I told him we'd have to fight poorly so our super talents wouldn't show through. Spirit had a hard time with this; he accidentally kept jumping too high and my friends couldn't believe how much energy my old horse had. I, on the other hand, was able to act clumsy and kept fumbling through my tasks. It was really frustrating not to be able to use my full power. I was also really annoyed about something else; my bra felt like it was two sizes too small. Apparently, when I transformed from Adora to She-Ra, my breasts got larger, but I hadn't bothered to change my bra afterwards, which left me fighting through the whole battle wearing a very pinching, constricting bra. Eventually I clumsily finished up the battle and defeated everyone. My pals were all, "Well Adora, you're no She-Ra, but you did a fantastic job!" Michael looked at my hair and commented that it looked a darker golden color than before. I covered by saying I colored it a few days ago, and scolded him for only now noticing it. He laughed and agreed he wasn't always very observant. End of dream. Yo, that was such a cool dream! Too bad Hordak didn't show up; I would have enjoyed kicking his butt :D Oh well, gotta eat food, shower, and go to work. Erg, I have cramps. I wonder if She-Ra would ever get cramps? Heh. I could see Bow running into the rebel camp, asking Glimmer where She-Ra was, and Glimmer saying, "Oh, she lying down on a cot with a heating blanket right now. *whisper* She has cramps." Come to think of it, I wonder if He-Man ever got a charley-horse or hit his funny bone during a fight? Heehee! Back & Forth Previous Adventures of Doom! Villains need to eat too (unless they are robots, of course). - 11.27.05 Tips for making laundry easy. - 11.23.05 Detroit museums and baklava. - 11.20.05 My affair with the Scotch Craft Stick. - 11.18.05 |
