Description: A perplexing brunette with an unarming smile and morbid sense of humor, Kalisa plots to one day torment all of humanity. Luckily for the world, she is currently too distracted with redecorating her secret lair, working on her comic strip "Barbara's Blimp", and entertaining herself with movies and video games to get very far in her evil plans. Said Kalisa in a rare interview, "I'm pretty busy right now with my life. But I'm young, so I know I will have plenty of time in the future to work on ruining peoples' lives. Don't get me wrong; humans can be valuable and productive on an individual level. But as a whole, mankind is a vile, repulsive mistake of nature. I will follow through with my plans to destroy the human race or, at the very least, make it suffer sometime in the near future."
Strengths: Being easily amused, keeping secrets, creating funny pictures, decorating and color coordination, unstoppable winning at the card game "Rummy", and coming up with amazing ideas of catastrophic doom late at night.
Weaknesses:Head colds, procrastination, losing track of time, large insects that buzz and hover, static electricity (only in winter), and intense hunger that leads into violent fits of rage.
Likes: Large scale natural disasters, drawing and reading comics, action figures, animals, eating snacks, forensic detective shows, Vincent Price movies, Halloween and spooky stuff, and when insanely bizarre things happen.
Dislikes: Germs, meat, elevators, being cold or hungry, crowded stores, large groups of children, when things aren't clean or organized, people who think you owe them something, and the jagged edge of paper after it's ripped out of a spiral notebook.
Known Affiliations: While not much is known about her past or current connections, Kalisa is rumored to work on her plans of doom with an angry biochemical scientist named Em, a friendly lawyer-to-be named Jess, and Ab (aliases Abe or Abdog), who is Kalisa's younger sister.
Frequently Overheard Saying: "She's so powerful, how will they ever stop her?!" (referring to herself), "Where's my chapstick?", and "Hey, kid. Wanna smoke some candy with me?!"
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