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Two bathroom stories that don't involve bodily expulsions.

03.02.05 - 12:02 pm

Two unusual things occured in my bathroom today:

This morning, after using a minty facial scrub, my bathroom smelled like the green and pink, minty ice cream scented My Little Pony that my sister usually played when we were kids. That was like, whoa.

Tonight, while standing by the bathroom sink and removing nail polish, I heard my downstairs neighbor or one of his dumb ass friend squealing like a pig directly below me. I was like, whoa, and wondered how drunk those fucktards are tonight.

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