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Villains need to eat too (unless they are robots, of course). 11.27.05 - 11:41 pm As much as I don't like the fact, I am human. I need to do things like sleep and eat in order for my body to work, which keeps me from feeling like shit. Still, I often dilude myself into thinking that I really don't need to eat. Not drinking or eating anything in the morning makes me feel dizzy and weak while skipping lunch or dinner gives me headaches, nausea, and pretty much turns me into a sociopath. Since I neither have the funds nor the brainwashing techniques to keep a personal cook, I have somewhat developed food preparation and cooking abilities. As I was making guacamole for tonight's late evening snack, I wondered- What are the world's evil masterminds favorite dishes? I assume most up-and-coming evil people, like myself, don't have cooks yet. Therefore they cook for themselves, and everyone has a delicious recipe or two of their own. I wonder if I could get my hands on an evil cookbook. Hm. Gotta look more into this later. Back & Forth Previous Adventures of Doom! Villains need to eat too (unless they are robots, of course). - 11.27.05 Tips for making laundry easy. - 11.23.05 Detroit museums and baklava. - 11.20.05 My affair with the Scotch Craft Stick. - 11.18.05 Let's not be ricockulous! - 11.13.05