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 03.10.05 - 12:56 am I hate naked walls. For this reason, I have two large posters in my bathroom. By the shower is a very large, blue and rainy, wall scroll of Serial Experiment Lain. Covering the opposite wall is a poster of Hello Kitty. She's in her pink angel style with two angel bears, and the caption says, "The best gifts come from the heart". Now, this wouldn't be so funny if "The best gifts come from the heart" poster wasn't right above the toilet >:-) Naturally, this makes one mentally replace the words "gifts" with "poop" and "heart" with "anus". I've often had a good few laughs about that while sitting on the can. I put that poster there probably in July, so (it being March now) it has been on the wall for a long time. However, it wasn't till a few nights ago that, while bruching my teeth, I was struck with an idea: I could tape some paper over a word or two and change that caption! Although there are possibly millions of ways to alter the caption, I went with the first one that sprung to mind. I wrote a word in cursive to match the font and I even grabbed a colored pencil and shaded the paper so it relatively matched the pink background. Then I taped it up, and giggled like a lunatic for five minutes because the Hello Kitty poster above the toilet now reads: come from Satan. Am I a fucking genius or what?! (Somewhere, a more mature person rolls their eyes and mumbles, "Or what.") Back & Forth Previous Adventures of Doom! Villains need to eat too (unless they are robots, of course). - 11.27.05 Tips for making laundry easy. - 11.23.05 Detroit museums and baklava. - 11.20.05 My affair with the Scotch Craft Stick. - 11.18.05 |
