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The ghosts of Pizza Pockets past.

11.16.04 - 3:58 pm

Someone in my apartment building was having a party late last night. They were playing very loud bass-y music and everyone was shouting. I grit my teeth and put up with it until 3:15am, when I decided to go to bed. The thought of trying to sleep though such a racket filled me with a terrible rage. I remembered the words of wisdom my pal Em offered me earlier, "Don't say anything to them. They are probably a bunch of drug dealers who will just get angry and make your life a living hell". Oh, that Emily :)

Still, I was too curious to go to bed without knowing which neighbor was the cause of my terrible fury. I decided to walk the hall and find the perpetrator, but after I opened my door, my anger returned. "I don't care if these people are baby-raping psychotic drug dealing murderers, I'm gonna make them shut up!", roared angry determination in my ear. So I walked down the stairs and loudly knocked on their door. The music stopped suddenly, and I heard someone whisper "There's someone at the door". After much quiet rustling and someone peeking out of the peekhole at me (I smiled politely and waved at them), a young kid finally opened up the door. I smiled and said "I don't mean to interrupt, but could you lower your music a bit." He nodded, and I returned to my room, delighted with the fact that I probably ruined an underage drinking party. Hurray for me!

Okay, new topic. As I woke up this morning, I thought, "Hey, I shouldn't stay home today! I have the whole day off; I should go out and do something!" Many wonderful ideas spun around in my head, and then vanished like smoke as I realized that all those activities required money. Sadly, I admitted to myself that I am not in a financial position to waste precious money on idle fun, so I decided to stay in and do some heavy-duty cleaning. *sigh* Whee.

Well, my apartment does need some cleaning and organizing, so I might as well. Here's my list of shit I will do:
  1. Scrub bathroom floor.
  2. Scrub shower and tub.
  3. Scrub sink and toilet.
  4. Vacuum floor.
  5. Scrub kitchen sink.
  6. Wipe out microwave.
  7. Take out trash.
  8. Wash green spot out of carpet.
  9. Organize bookshelf.
  10. Iron khakis. (Damn you, lazy pants gnomes!)

Then tonight I'll continue working on the design for my supervillain costume. I mean, every villain needs a cool costume, and I am no different in that regard. I've got my fox helmet drawn out to my satisfaction, but the rest of the costume needs work. Still, what I've got is coming along nicely :) That's all I've got to say for now.

7:18pm
This was kind of freaky: I was cleaning my microwave, and I leaned my head in a bit to look for stuck-on food I might have missed. Then I smelled something unpleasant yet familiar. I strained my brain to remember the source of the odor... Then it popped into my mind: Pizza Pockets.

Years ago, I had a roommate who would eat like 3 Pizza Pockets a day. Uuugh, I could never stand how they smelled; it could be in the middle of winter, and I would think up excuses to open up our windows, just so I could air the room out of their horrible stench. What also really made me angry about it was the fact my (inconsiderate bitch! Ragh, RRAGH!!!) roommate would let them explode in MY microwave and not clean up their disgusting splatters.

I've cleaned out that microwave thoroughly many times over the years past, so that why I was shocked to catch a whiff of the unforgettable Pizza Pocket stench. This concludes me to believe that my microwave may be haunted by the tiny, angry ghosts of exploded Pizza Pockets past.

WhhHhooOoOOoooOo!


10:09pm
I took a break. Only 2 things on the list left to do now! Here's a neat quiz:

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo! Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Extreme
Level 2 (Lustful)Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

2:34am
Well, hot damn! I did get that bookshelf organized, and it looks quite swell now! Go me! Wow, I can't believe that I got so much stuff done today. I completed everything on my list except for ironing the khakis. I decided to give those bad pants gnomes another chance to do their job. If those jerks don't show, I'll just have to do some ironing before work, which really isn't such a big deal.

I think the project for my next day off should be organizing the closets. *shudder* Realistically, they aren't that bad, but I'm been putting them off since I don't know what to do with all the damn purses. Hell, about a fourth of them I didn't even buy for myself; people just see nifty purses and think of me, I suppose. Not that I'm ungrateful, but I really have ended up with too many. Maybe I should try to weed out a few I never use and surrender them to Goodwill. Erg. Gotta go to bed now! Good night, World! Sleep well knowing that Kalisa is too tired to destroy you tonight!

Back & Forth
Previous Adventures of Doom!

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Detroit museums and baklava. - 11.20.05
My affair with the Scotch Craft Stick. - 11.18.05