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 01.24.05 - 12:12 am Holy Hell! What is wrong with me?! I forgot to write about my New Years adventure for three whole weeks after it happened. Duhrp, I can be so dumb sometimes... Em, Abe, and I went to the Toledo Museum of Art on new year's eve. Em drove as usual; she always wants to drive, so I usually let her. I think other motorists freak her out, and she'd rather drive because then she feels more in control of the situation. I don't mind; I'm perfectly content to kick back and enjoy 'passengering'. Anywho, we went to the museum! It was so cool; I'd never been there before. Weeks before the trip, I had seen a billboard with a picture of a mummy and the phrase "Show me the mummy" on it. Naturally, that threw me into a frenzy and I insisted we go see the exhibit before the museum put it back in their vault. There were several mummies and I was very impressed by the sarcophagus of the very classy Anhk-Tesh. My favorite part of the trip was when we found the room where they kept Egyptian and Greco-Roman artifacts. Wow, the Roman pottery was amazing; it is so much cooler to see it in person than in just a textbook. So a good time was had by all! We left and headed back to Em's place. Here's where things got weird: Em was about to pull into her parking lot when we noticed a small brown thing laying in the driveway. At first it looked like a chunk of wood, but as we drove nearer to it, it looked like part of a deer's leg! We got out of the car, and lo and behold- about twelve inches of a severed deer leg was just laying there!! A closer examination revealed that the bone was not splintered, indicating that someone had deliberately cut off the deer's leg. Morbid fascination overcame me, and I kicked the leg to see if it was stiff. It wasn't; the joint above the hoof wiggled and bent as it rolled. We assumed the leg had been off its owner for a while since it lost rigor mortis's stiffness, although as I look back, I'm not sure if a limb so small would go through rigor mortis. Hmm...? We looked around but saw no trace of blood or clues as to where the rest of the deer could have been. Speculation soon started as to how the leg got there. Em sugested a crazy person chopped up the deer and threw pieces of it around town to scare the locals. Ab proposed that an alien ship could have been abducting the deer and closed their spaceship door too quickly, cutting off the deer's foot. I wasn't sure either way, but thought the deer was still live and perhaps now sailing around the world as a pirate-deer with a peg leg. Three weeks later, it is still a mystery why the deer's leg was there. What happened to the deer we will likely never know. Isn't that a crazy story? Time for bed now! Tomarrow is a free day (no work!). Em and I might go grocery shopping together. It's really a lot more fun to buy groceries with a pal than just by yourself. I haven't shopped in over two weeks. Heh, yesterday I resorted to eating part of a chedder cheese ball BY ITSELF, without bread or crackers or anything. That's pathetic, I admit. So weather permitting, I'd buy groceries tomarrow... IF I can manage not to be a cheap, lazy bitch. I am half tempted to see how long I can live off of powdered potato flakes, cheese, and chocolate milk. Back & Forth Previous Adventures of Doom! Villains need to eat too (unless they are robots, of course). - 11.27.05 Tips for making laundry easy. - 11.23.05 Detroit museums and baklava. - 11.20.05 My affair with the Scotch Craft Stick. - 11.18.05 |
